Thursday, April 23, 2009

More bad stuff

Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are
> >> > > Africans. Guess
> >> > > Chinese idiom.
> >> > >
> >> > > A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to
> >> > > eat the cake!?!
> >> > >
> >> > > A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly
> >> > > found the killer.
> >> > > Who was it?
> >> > >
> >> > > A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows
> >> > > older, he looks more
> >> > > and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
> >> > >
> >> > > A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who
> >> > > will win first ??
> >> > >
> >> > > A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
> >> > >
> >> > > A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
> >> > > ii.Taking colour photo
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the
> >> > > floor ?
> >> > >
> >> > > A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
> >> > > The Female pencil
> >> > > got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
> >> > >
> >> > > A8) The one without the rubber
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da
> >> > > Ming drink?
> >> > >
> >> > > A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
> >> > >
> >> > > A10) "Lux" Super Rich
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
> >> > >

> >> > > A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

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