Thursday, April 10, 2008

Witty

The following lines may be used to

i) dump a girl/guy
ii) insult someone's intelligence


1. My love for you is like press freedom in Singapore [or democracy in China] - non-existant!
2. I've been dating you for 2 years, and I think you should have been named Sandy - like the bitch (beach)!
3. I think you're like the Sahara Desert - big in size, empty in substance.
4. You're like Haw Par Villa - old and useless!

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